TMI Tuesday: Sexy Randomness

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Mmm. Yummy.

1. Hey, how are you doing?
I’m doing just fine. Thanks for asking.

2. You are given a strong but soft to the touch (and on the skin) rope. What will you do? (pick just one). Explain your choice.
a. Throw it in the garage to use later to tie down a tarp or something.
b. Use it for indoor wall rock climbing.
c. Tie up your lover and have your way with him/her.
d. Lasso your secret crush and take them with you.
Most definitely C. Admittedly, the rope would be a mess because I know next to nothing about tying. I can tie my shoe. That’s about it. That said, he would be blindfolded so he wouldn’t be subjected to seeing the knotted abomination.

3. Tell us 3 reasons why you or anyone should masturbate.
1. Endorphins
2. Fun, fun, fun.
3. Because orgasms just the way you like ’em each and every time.

4. Would you have sex with your best friend? Have you had sex with a best friend in the past? How’d that work out–did you stay friends?
I’m not quite sure what to do with this question. Of course I have sex with my best friend. I’m flummoxed that there are people who don’t. Who are those people having sex with? Yes, I’ve had sex with my best friend in the past. How did that work out? He’s still my best friend. We’re still having sex. I’d have to say it worked out pretty well.

5. What are your top 5 reasons to break up with someone?
1. Betrayal
2. Lack of trust
3. Disrespect
4. Lack of empathy
5. Insults / Name calling

Bonus: Post an image you find erotic? What about it arouses you?
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I know what this item does. I have held its weight in my hands. Employing it makes me giggle. Any who have played with me know what the sound of my giggle means.

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I don’t see the problem.

So I was bopping around my Pinterest feed today and saw this:

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My immediate thought was That is a mighty cool device but let’s lose the puffy sleeves and lace cuffs, shall we? To say nothing of the tights.

Then I saw this comment:

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Horrifying? Really? Perhaps, if you are the one who has to support all that weight or decide how to fit it in your pants … well, sure … maybe. From my perspective? Just a lovely way to torment a boy and a built-in leash ring. Oh hell yeah.