Fun fact #136

Training makes my horny. I had forgotten. I have felt bad for so long I nearly forgot I had lady bits. I trained today and it was as if my body said “Oh! That’s right! There they are! I remember those. Thanks for reminding me. Now that they’re awake let’s do something. What? What do you mean we can’t? Well … fine then. You do what you want but they’re here and I’m gonna make sure you don’t forget that for a very long time.”

Yup. Sounds about right. Oddly, I don’t mind. I’m just glad I feel well again.

 

What did the world ever do to me?

I woke up in an inexplicably horrible mood and it did not improve over the course of the day. I warned DH over breakfast that I was feeling foul and it would be best if both boys gave me as much space as possible. He asked why I was in this mood. I had/have no reason and I told him so. I can’t shake it. I’m vacillating between being furious at the world for no reason and wanting to have a nice long cry, again for no reason.

 

Concern

I’m worried about You. I can only imagine what must have happened / be happening to have caused You to cancel Your trip. I hope it’s simply fatigue and that You are both well.

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Today I am grateful for: support
Today’s funny moment: Here you are, Mom. Your drink, with three ice cubes. No more. No less. Just the way you like it.
Sad moment: waking and, after a moment, remembering
Protocol: n/a
Water: 4 liters
Corset: n/a
Hood: n/a

You

You are a good and loving man.

You have a generosity of self that is rare.

You love in a “no holds barred” way that is beautiful to experience and joyful to watch.

You are held in high regard by those who see You.

You are a talented teacher who teaches every day.

You thoughtfully influence change for the better.

You say what needs to be said.

Those You spend time with are better people for having been in Your presence.

You inspire.

You provide unique, often invaluable, perspective.

You are my very best friend.

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Today I am grateful for: unfulfilled expectations
Today’s funny moment: “I’m uncomfortable. There are 3 people in my room. It’s not a discotheque.”
Sad moment: not being in helping distance
Protocol: n/a
Water: 4 liters
Corset: 24″ am, 24″ pm
Hood: 3 hours