TMI Tuesday: Random Thoughts

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1. What’s the hardest thing you’ve ever done?
Motherhood.
2. What did you do growing up that got you into trouble?
I was a good kid. I can only think of two things in my entire childhood for which I was punished: My brother and I were engaging in horseplay indoors and he shoved me up against the wall, at which time I kicked my heel back and through the drywall in the dining room. He and I had to split the cost of the repair. The other time, I got caught skipping first period (It was German II and I hated it!). Skipping would have been bad enough but I also forged a note to use as an excuse. The note earned me an in-school suspension and, at home, a 1500 word essay on why I shouldn’t have done what I did.
3. When was the last time you had an amazing meal? What was it? Why was it amazing for you?
I can’t remember an amazing meal. Ever. I’ve had some decent meals. I’ve had some amazing company during mediocre meals. I’ve had amazing dining experiences with choreographed service, fine linen, and sterling sliver accompanied by itty bitty portions of courses I couldn’t appreciate because my pallet is that of a five year old. I’ve had amazing desserts. I don’t think I’ve had an amazing start-to-finish, everything-was-just-perfect meal.
4. What’s the best/worst gift you’ve ever given/received?
The best gift I’ve ever received is my Boy. Meeting him changed my life. He is what divides my life into before and after. (Oh, geez, that was a long time ago. That was before I knew my Boy.) As for the worst? Meh. What constitutes a “bad” gift? I’ve definitely received some things that I’ve looked at and thought Hmm okay … I don’t really understand what I should do with this. That being said, it’s always nice to be thought of. I love surprises and I don’t get many gifts. Even the ones that don’t make much sense are greatly appreciated.
5. What do you miss most about being a kid?
Financial freedom.

Bonus: What is something you learned in the last week?
I learned that I don’t have enough experiences in my life in which I can relax. There is always some component I have to plan/execute/check on. Sitting back and letting everything go simply does not happen.

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TMI Tuesday: Relationship assessment

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1. When sizing up (assessing) your romantic relationship(s), is there a couple that you envy? Why? (Can be a couple you know or famous/celebrity couple)
I envy people who can be who they are when out in the world. Being one who lives an “alternative lifestyle” means hiding who I am a good portion of the time. It’s tiring.

2. Thinking of your current relationship(s), which stage are you in?
a. Infatuation stage – Intense attraction and an uncontrollable urge to be with each other, strong sexual attraction.
b. Understanding stage – You both start getting to know each other better, and everything about your partner interests and fascinates you.
c. Molding stage – You each know what you want in a partner and you start molding each other to change in effort to create a stranger, lasting relationship.
d. If you have made it this far you are in the advanced stages of a relationship, which one best represents the current status of your relationship:
1) Stage of doubt – This is not what you want in a partner, and you have thoughts of ending the relationship.
2) Happy stage – You’ve worked out most of the kinks in your relationship, you know each others flaws and can deal with them. You are comfortable and enjoying the relationship in what you believe will be a long-lasting one.

I’m in the “Happy stage” in my relationships. (Is the molding stage really a thing? News flash: Partners are not home improvement projects. Accept/love them for who they are or move along. It is unrealistic/unfair to expect anyone to morph into the partner you want vs. the partner they are. You can try and I’m here to tell you it will only lead to resentment and, most likely, the end of the relationship.)

3. If you are not currently in a romantic relationship, at which stage did your last relationship end? (see stages above).

4. Do you think you are too good for your current partner(s)? Why do you feel this way?
I believe I am good for them. My primary objective is to be supportive and loving. I put a fair amount of effort into allowing them to be who they are (unless a behavior is unhealthy). Is it maddening that he can’t make it the final three inches between where he drops his socks and the clothes hamper? Sure and I married him knowing who he was. I’m not going to bitch about it or ask him to change now. I believe I often provide what they need emotionally, while avoiding the pointless bickering that comes from not fully accepting who your partner is.

5. Write a 25-word love note to your current significant other or to a person with whom you are infatuated .
You are my beloved life-mate. Thank you for being what I needed at the perfect time. I refuse to imagine my life without you.

Bonus: Have you ever been obsessively “in love” with someone and perhaps borderline clingy? How did you get over your obsession?
How did I get over my obsession? I am still obsessively in love with him. I expect I always will be. I don’t want to get over it. I want that when-I’m-not-with-you-I-feel-like-I’m-missing-a-limb feeling when we are sitting in our wheelchairs at the old folks home, watching the swans swim by at sunset. This is forever love not you’ll-do-because-I-don’t-want-to-be-alone love.

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TMI Tuesday: Sexy Randomness

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Mmm. Yummy.

1. Hey, how are you doing?
I’m doing just fine. Thanks for asking.

2. You are given a strong but soft to the touch (and on the skin) rope. What will you do? (pick just one). Explain your choice.
a. Throw it in the garage to use later to tie down a tarp or something.
b. Use it for indoor wall rock climbing.
c. Tie up your lover and have your way with him/her.
d. Lasso your secret crush and take them with you.
Most definitely C. Admittedly, the rope would be a mess because I know next to nothing about tying. I can tie my shoe. That’s about it. That said, he would be blindfolded so he wouldn’t be subjected to seeing the knotted abomination.

3. Tell us 3 reasons why you or anyone should masturbate.
1. Endorphins
2. Fun, fun, fun.
3. Because orgasms just the way you like ’em each and every time.

4. Would you have sex with your best friend? Have you had sex with a best friend in the past? How’d that work out–did you stay friends?
I’m not quite sure what to do with this question. Of course I have sex with my best friend. I’m flummoxed that there are people who don’t. Who are those people having sex with? Yes, I’ve had sex with my best friend in the past. How did that work out? He’s still my best friend. We’re still having sex. I’d have to say it worked out pretty well.

5. What are your top 5 reasons to break up with someone?
1. Betrayal
2. Lack of trust
3. Disrespect
4. Lack of empathy
5. Insults / Name calling

Bonus: Post an image you find erotic? What about it arouses you?
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I know what this item does. I have held its weight in my hands. Employing it makes me giggle. Any who have played with me know what the sound of my giggle means.

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TMI Tuesday: The Lusty Month of May

 

1. May 9 – Today is National Lost Sock Memorial Day. How many single socks do you have because the mate got lost?
Zero. My socks get two chances for their mates to show up. If the lost sock doesn’t return, it’s sent to the rag bag.

2. This month is National Bike Month (in the USA), do you own a bike? When is the last time your rode your bike?
I do not own a bike. It’s not true what they say. You can forget how to ride one, as I have. This is why I am voluntarily experiencing a bicycle deficit.

3. Of course we all know it is Masturbation Month. How are you celebrating?
I don’t need a special month for that, LMAO!! I’m not doing a single thing differently than I normally would.

4. As a kid, many of us would think or say, “I don’t ever want to be like my mom (or dad)!” Now that you are grown, which parent do you think you are most like.
I am absolutely much more like my father and thank the gods for that.

5. If you could change anything about the way you were raised, what would it be?
I would not have been raised poor. Being poor inexorably altered the path of my life. Enduring merciless bullying every single day, in and out of school, due to the old hand-me-downs I wore.

Bonus: A lot of people do sexting. Do you ever have sexy talk with a real phone call? Do you rehearse what you are going to say or do it freestyle?
I don’t do sexting at all. (Regular readers will be very familiar with my citations of digital permanence.) Sexy fun times via phone? Sure. Why the heck not? Oddly, no, I don’t rehearse.

I say “oddly” because whenever possible I will run likely conversational scenarios, for people I plan to spend time with, working out probable things to say for each imagined situation. These rehearsals go a long way toward reducing my social anxiety. Just how one would go about rehearsing phone sex is beyond me. It’s organic and there are far too many variables thus making it impossible to work out even a fraction of all scenarios.

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TMI Tuesday: Maintenence

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No, not these pegs.

1. When was the last time you changed your windshield wipers? Should they be changed now?
Over the Summer. They don’t need changing. They’re still functioning like new.

2. When was the last time you got a haircut or your hair ends trimmed?
It’s been years. For a very long time I was not allowed to get my hair cut. Now that I can if I so choose, my thought process is “Meh, it’s been fine all this time. Why bother?”

3. When was the last time you changed the HVAC filter in your home? Check it now.
I don’t have a forced air system. This does not apply to my house.

4. Is your car due for an oil change? When was the last time you had this done?
Nope. I had it done over the Summer and have another 1k-ish miles to go.

5. Check your fun gauge–When is the last time you did something truly fun with a loved one?
Uhm, yeah …. it’s been way too long. I had the thought last night that I would go buy one of those adult coloring books that are so trendy right now because I needed to do something fun. I stopped myself and thought “Are you really that desperate?” The answer is yes. Yes, I am. Desperation level: Coloring book.

6. When is the last time you tried something new sexually? What was it? Did you like it enough to repeat it?
Hmm … this is an excellent question. It’s been a solid 4 months (and possibly a bit longer). I tried, and loved, pegging. Yes, that will absolutely be happening again and again and again.

Bonus: How do you nourish the connection between you and your loved ones? (parents, kids, significant other, best friend)
I am horrid at relationship maintenance of any kind. I get a passing grade with significant others. Family and friends? Not so much. As a result I have far fewer connections to maintain than I used to.

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